‘Tis the season to flex our attitude for gratitude. The holiday season reminds us how blessed we are for what we have. The holiday season highlights all the good in our lives. The holiday season is the season that technically is intended to last three-hundred-sixty-five days a year but somehow slips through the cracks by … Continued
I know. That’s a mouthful. It’s a bold statement. It’s supposed to be. I’m trying to get your attention. Did it work? Let’s make sure. Read it again: WAKE UP BOCA! IF YOU CONTINUE TO TURN A BLIND EYE TO THE BRUTALITY OF BULLYING YOU RUN THE RISK OF HAVING TO BURY YOUR BABIES. … Continued
Hey Millennials, JUST TO LET YOU KNOW…. ya might need to sit on the sidelines for this one. Us Gen-Xer’s are dealing with a meal we didn’t even know we ordered. Sorry Tanya Zukerbrot, I doubt you’d find it F-Factor approved unless of course we replace the high fiber intake with a high oh fuck intake … Continued
It was February 1994. I remember exactly where I was when the landline rang in my college apartment and I received the news my oldest, dearest friend has just gotten engaged. Despite the fact that at the time my own level of commitment revolved more around if I should order a Zima with a shot … Continued
Dear Pubescents, JUST TO LET YOU KNOW…. We’ve called you six times on your cell phone and you haven’t picked up. We’ve texted you double that amount and have gotten no reply. We’ve even resorted to figuring out how to take a picture of ourselves and snapping it to you. Obviously we must really want … Continued
JUST TO LET YOU KNOW… I was about three and a half weeks behind the rest of the world in real time television but now I’m happy to report I finally caught up on the finale of Top Chef: Kentucky. After sixteen seasons I still enjoy hearing Padma Lakshmi tell aspiring chefs one by one … Continued
Keeping Up With The Steins, a hit movie from 2006 was genius. Jeremy Piven plays a man named Adam Fiedler who’s son is about to become a Bar Mitzvah. Adam is consumed with throwing the most lavish event solely to keep up with his frenemy, Arnie Stein who had just spent an astronomical amount of … Continued
No need for an opening paragraph of nonsense. There’s enough nonsense in the body of the blog; so let’s just get to it. Here’s Another Unpolishedly Arbitrary List Of The Latest Ridiculousness That Goes Through My Mind. TOP 20: 20. Posting videos on social media is a thing now; Okay I get it. You’re either … Continued
Fellow Floridians, how was your summer? Wait, what summer? Do you even remember the summer? It seems like ages ago, right? Right! And while the New Yorkers are just now posting pictures of their kids’ first days back to school we’ve already been out sick once, missed the bus twice, had three tests, four quizzes … Continued
JUST TO LET YOU KNOW….. While there are some parents who still subscribe to the theory of trampling over others in an effort to be the first to snatch up their children on Visiting Day and smother them with hugs, kisses and enough candy to put the entire camp into a diabetic coma, it is not … Continued
