photo credit: www.adamjkurtz.com now•wut•i•tus / now•wüt•eye•tüs / noun DISEASE Common More than 200,000 cases per year A condition which limits an individual’s ability to thoroughly focus thoughts and emotions on the here and now [relative to a particular person, place or thing] due to an internal mental dialogue with one’s self about what’s next. Also … Continued
I love to travel. But I hate to pack. Actually, that’s not true. I don’t mind the act of packing; at least not at first. You see, I try to have the packing properly thought out ahead of time in an effort to stay organized. I attempt to plan what outfits I want to wear … Continued
That’s what the losers say, right? The ones who don’t win. “Oh it’s okay. Really. I’m good. It’s fine. Honestly yes, I’m okay. I’m totally and completey cool about it. It’s an honor just to be nominated.” WHAT A LOAD OF UNPOLISHED BULLSHIT! How great would it be if the loser said out loud what … Continued
Summer is done. The kids are back. School’s about to start. It’s time to buckle down. My problem? I can’t buckle down because my belt is too tight. I’m officially unbuckled. I ate and drank my way through the last seven weeks and now I can’t move. You may assume I’m joking but I’m not. … Continued
“MOM…. Where’s my uniform?” “MOM…. What time is my game?’ “MOM… We can’t be late or else our team gets an automatic foul.” “MOM… Who else is coming to watch me play today?” “MOM…. Can you help me find my lucky water bottle?” “MOM…. I think my sports goggles need to be tightened.” “MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM” Hey … Continued
Did you catch my first That’s Annoying blog? It was originally published back in October. If you missed it… click here for the link. Now that you’re hopefully caught up, I imagine you’ll agree that there’s hardly a shortage of annoying situations. As a matter of fact, I already have my next random That’s Annoying … Continued
I’ve been trapped in a real estate post license continuing education course. It’s a total of 40 credit hours broken down into ten sessions, four hours per sesh, three nights a week, for one month. There’s no way around it. It’s mandatory. Please kill me. The course would be bad enough if I was actively … Continued
I’ve been under the weather for dayzzz. I’m not laid up in bed anymore, but I’m definitely not a hundred percent yet either. My usual agenda of unpolished activities is still in a holding pattern. I gotta get back to my sched. In all honesty, I really shouldn’t complain because it’s been two whole years … Continued
She specifically said, “NO GIFTS PLEASE.” Actually, she was adamant about no gifts. I know this because SHE TOLD ME SO which is why I worded it that way in the group text I sent to a dozen and a half girls inviting them to a birthday dinner celebrating our friend. Maybe no one knows what adamant … Continued
Love Me or Leave Me I have no problem admitting that being bitchy is part of my unpolished personality. Sometimes I just can’t help myself. You can take it or leave it, but my bitchiness comes with the territory. Other than reading my horoscope from time to time, Astrology isn’t really my thing. However, according … Continued
