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Unpolished Wizdumb

Love hard. Work hard. Play hard. Learn something new everyday. Teach others. Lead by example. Stay away from drama. When you fuck up, take ownership. It’s okay to make mistakes as long as they are new mistakes. Find someone to laugh with often. If you can’t find someone to laugh with, then at least laugh … Continued

THIS IS WAYYYYY MORE THAN JUST FUNNY!

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW… If there ever was an article I’d kill to plagiarize and pass off as my own it would be the one I read this afternoon in The New Yorker titled, PLAYGROUND PURGATORY written by Colin Nissan. Colin, I don’t know you personally but what I do know is that you’re … Continued

Youth Basketball Mom

“MOM…. Where’s my uniform?” “MOM…. What time is my game?’ “MOM… We can’t be late or else our team gets an automatic foul.” “MOM… Who else is coming to watch me play today?” “MOM…. Can you help me find my lucky water bottle?” “MOM…. I think my sports goggles need to be tightened.” “MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM” Hey … Continued

It's COOL To Be KIND

Folks of Baltimore,  it’s enough!  What the fuck is the matter with you people?  Don’t you know that reacting to violence with more violence is not solving a damn thing?  What kind of message do you think that sends to our younger generation?  Clearly you need a refresher course in human behavior.  Clearly you need … Continued

Unpolished Potpourri

Typically, my head spins a million miles an hour in a million different directions.  Most of the time I’m able to extrapolate a single thought from my cluster fuck of a brain and write a cohesive post on that specific topic. Today is not one of those days. Today, my cluster fucked brain is doubly … Continued

Just To Let You Know…. It's TWO for Tuesday!

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW…. It’s TWO for Tuesday! Silver Unpolished is officially two years old.  I know; it’s crazy, right?  We need to celebrate.  I mean, we never really need a reason to celebrate but since today we actually have a reason why not wreak a little havoc and have some unpolished fun? I’ve … Continued

GOT GOLF? 2015 Masters Preview

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW… Even though I’m unpolished, I do know a thing or two about the “polished” game of golf.  However, my twin brother Andy knows a helluva lot more.   A HELLUVA LOT MORE!   He eats, breathes and sleeps golf!  As kids we grew up in a family filled with avid golfers. … Continued

When I Dip You Dip We Dip

Passover starts today.  Most people think this holiday is a big pain in the ass, but I actually like it.  I mean, clearly I’m not a fan of going a whole week without eating bread, but I try not to focus on that part.  The second all the matzah starts to bloat and back me … Continued

Ding Dong This Bitch Ain't Dead

Nope, I’m not dead; but thanks so much for the concern! Some of the messages I’ve recently received have been nothing short of unpolished: “Is the blog dead?” “No blog for two weeks…Nirvana.” “You ever comin’ back?” “I miss you…. Not!” “When’s the next blog?”  “Haven’t heard from you in a while…Have you lost your … Continued

Keeping The Broadway Traditions Alive

“THEY SAY THE NEON LIGHTS ARE BRIGHT ON BROADWAY THEY SAY THERE’S ALWAYS MAGIC IN THE AIR” – George Benson When I was a little girl my parents often took me to the theater.  To me, no matter how many times we’d go, it was always a big deal.  I loved using it as an … Continued