JUST TO LET YOU KNOW… If you hadn’t already figured it out, I’m the only one in charge of this blog. I’m the one in charge because it’s my blog, which means we play by my rules. As far as the rules go, it’s simple. The rules are that I’m the one who decides … Continued
I was dieting the other day. My eating had been clean since breakfast, which for me is a tremendous accomplishment. Suddenly, the doorbell rang. I glanced at the clock; it read 4pm. I opened the door and to my unpolished surprise I had received a big box of fresh, homemade, insane cookies from my new friends … Continued
Did you catch my first That’s Annoying blog? It was originally published back in October. If you missed it… click here for the link. Now that you’re hopefully caught up, I imagine you’ll agree that there’s hardly a shortage of annoying situations. As a matter of fact, I already have my next random That’s Annoying … Continued
Last night I barely made it through all three and a half hours (plus the Red Carpet Pre-Show) of the 2015 Academy Awards. To say I was slightly underwhelmed would be an understatement but I had already committed to live tweeting my thoughts on who’s wearing what, who’s winning, who’s losing and of course, who’s … Continued
JUST TO LET YOU KNOW… I only know what I know and this time I really DON’T KNOW! I’m unpolishedly stumped. Is it three or four? What do you think?
JUST TO LET YOU KNOW… Today after yoga, I looked at my text messages and found this gem waiting for me. One of my unpolished friends snapped the shot in a local parking lot right here in South Florida and send it to me knowing I’d find it unpolishedly funny! Sometimes a picture says … Continued
In Italian the word Sogno means dream. At Sogno Salon of Parkland dreams do come true. Let me tell you why. My Mom and I recently spent some well needed, long overdue time together. It was really special because rarely do we get a chance to have an entire Mother/Daughter day of uninterrupted fun. We … Continued
JUST TO LET YOU KNOW… I love literary devices. You know what I’m talking about, right? Metaphors, similes, hyperboles, alliteration. That stuff. I mean, how can I not? I’m trying to be a legit writer, so if I didn’t love all that wordy shit it would be weird. Wouldn’t it? It would be weird. Wouldn’t … Continued
I’ve been trapped in a real estate post license continuing education course. It’s a total of 40 credit hours broken down into ten sessions, four hours per sesh, three nights a week, for one month. There’s no way around it. It’s mandatory. Please kill me. The course would be bad enough if I was actively … Continued
She specifically said, “NO GIFTS PLEASE.” Actually, she was adamant about no gifts. I know this because SHE TOLD ME SO which is why I worded it that way in the group text I sent to a dozen and a half girls inviting them to a birthday dinner celebrating our friend. Maybe no one knows what adamant … Continued
