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Unpolished Turducken

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW… Turducken is a dish which consists of a chicken stuffed into a duck stuffed into a turkey all cooked at once and served together to be eaten in one bite. In unpolished words, it’s a mouthful of three birds which have absolutely nothing to do with each other. That said, … Continued

How Goes Those Rezos?

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW…. It’s a new year. A clean slate. We got a fresh start and with that came an opportunity to draft a list of resolutions; a contract we made to ourselves for the promise to do certain things differently! COME ON….  That was so 1985. Let’s be real. How many people actually … Continued

TBT: IN MEMORIAM

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW…. Another One Bites The Dust. Another iPhriend That Is. I Had To Say Goodbye To Yet Another iPhriend. If You Missed The Original Blog Written When My First iPhriend Bit The Dust Titled, IN MEMORIAM CLICK HERE TO CATCH UP  

An Unpolished Case Of NOWWHATITIS

photo credit: www.adamjkurtz.com now•wut•i•tus / now•wüt•eye•tüs / noun DISEASE Common More than 200,000 cases per year A condition which limits an individual’s ability to thoroughly focus thoughts and emotions on the here and now [relative to a particular person, place or thing] due to an internal mental dialogue with one’s self about what’s next. Also … Continued

Haute Off The Unpolished Press

I’m unpolishedly proud to be featured as Haute Human Of The Week according to an article written by my gal pal, Mara Menachem. Mara is the creative and clever mind behind Haute Drop-Off, an online source capturing fashionable school drop-offs and beyond.  Though logistically Mara and I couldn’t be father apart; she living in Marin County on the West … Continued

OXYMORONS

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW… I love literary devices.  You know what I’m talking about, right?  Metaphors, similes, hyperboles, alliteration.  That stuff.  I mean, how can I not?  I’m trying to be a legit writer, so if I didn’t love all that wordy shit it would be weird.  Wouldn’t it? It would be weird.  Wouldn’t … Continued

That's Funny… And I Don't Even Like Cats

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW… I saw this and laughed. Then said, “That’s Funny… And I Don’t Even Like Cats.” I hope it makes you laugh too. Wishing you all a great, unpolished day! That is all. Thanks Elissa Z.  You know how much I appreciate your humor!